i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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