I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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