My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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