so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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