Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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