nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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