Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Randomize