so explain again why im purple
no
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Randomize
