Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
you had me at cake vodka
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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