so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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