I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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