It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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