Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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