you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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