...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Randomize
