Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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