Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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