Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Randomize
