You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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