What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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