Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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