omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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