he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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