My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Randomize
