My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Randomize
