On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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