i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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