Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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