Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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