So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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