You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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