gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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