we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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