so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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