Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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