Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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