he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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