she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
