yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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