I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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