Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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