u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
