I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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