week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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