we have officially lost it.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
As shirtless as possible
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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