Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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