Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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