thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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