ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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