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say what?
wanna hang out?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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