Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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