May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
