The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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