But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
When did angry sex become our thing?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
FUCK WHALES
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