Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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