So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I still have a little drunk in my system
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
These tits shall not be calmed
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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