we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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