Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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