No awkward lesbian experiences without me
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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